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Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30174) - you deserved it (6054)

On 09/12/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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