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Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML

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On 09/11/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by sucksforme (man) - United States (Oregon)

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everyone knows a plastic mount is why you have to pay the $150 for the GPS system.
GPS Unit = $150
Broken Window = $250
Stolen Plastic Mount = Priceless

#9 - On 09/12/2009 at 3:13am by kingsolomon89

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#1 - On 09/12/2009 at 3:09am by jessicaiscool

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