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Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML

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On 09/11/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by sucksforme (man) - United States (Oregon)

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If you're going to bother taking out the GPS to prevent someone from seeing it and taking it, you should have also taken out the plastic mount. All that did was tell the thief that you had one and probably hid it in your glove compartment or under your seat.

#8 - On 09/12/2009 at 3:13am by drybamboo

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everyone knows a plastic mount is why you have to pay the $150 for the GPS system.
GPS Unit = $150
Broken Window = $250
Stolen Plastic Mount = Priceless

#9 - On 09/12/2009 at 3:13am by kingsolomon89

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