Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
I agree, your life sucks (4820) - you totally deserved it (22705)
On 09/11/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by 0ptimu5 (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
Some people have game, some people do not. You sir, do not. I'd suggest just getting smashed again and live your life away behind a bottle of tequila.
is it that bad u r?
if I were that gal I would have smashed u fir flirting with me
co if I were cute I would already have had a guy;(
#2 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:21am by Trollkiller
Something about being cute...and then some gibberish...hmm...I think we'll need to bring in the translators.
I think this intoxicated comment roughly translates into:
"Are you really that bad?
If I were a girl, I would've smashed (slapped?) you for flirting with me.
'Cause I would be cute and already have a guy."
#37 - On 09/11/2009 at 11:40am by moonlight_daze
Here's my rough interpretation:
"Is this really an FML?
You got off easy. If I was that girl, my cuteness would have ensured that I'd already have a boyfriend and as such, the rules of the game state that I would have the right to slap you for trespassing on his property. And, I would have slapped you; really, really, hard."
OP: Banter is fun and opens the door for many, many more rejections before she admires you for your persistence. That said, be careful not to cross the line between flirtation and harassment.
#42 - On 09/11/2009 at 1:41pm by unpossible
Good job to everyone who translated her indecipherable comment! I certainly couldn't.
#50 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:05pm by Witchcraft
fail. You're banished to the dying hole, leave immediately.
#11 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:28am by lauralatch
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3al u boob
can't u see who is first???
dumb pube
#4 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:23am by Trollkiller
when I clicked on the fml it said no comments so I entered one it must have not recognizeed yours yet
The Young Veins is horrible.
They never should've broken up.
#30 - On 09/11/2009 at 10:14am by hothotheat_
I can't imagine listening to an entire album of RyRo's singing...and liking it D:
The Young Veins sound like a bad Beatles rip off. At least now Panic! at the Disco seem to be going back to their Fever days :)
#31 - On 09/11/2009 at 10:18am by biancagolden
I hate it when it happens, what you need is to rotate the places where you go out leaving more time between visits to give everyone a chance to forget each others.
Canberra's got the worst clubs. You've got the gay club cube, then Moose Heads which is just lame. You've got Academy which is 'aight, if it weren't bordering on pornography.
okay? most girls dont like getting hit on my drunk guys, because most of the time they are so annoying.
First off, this isn't an FML, one girl rejected you boohoo. Also just wanted to say, Woo for Australians, especially ACT uns, she probably rejected you because she's smart, being from the ACT!
you replied "that's hot?" you really are a faggot and deserved to be turned down. what are you, a guido? "hey man checkout my new fuckin haircut, jagerbombs!"
I remember too! That was your first time in such a place and you found out what your girl's job was. Thank you for the update! :)
why would you say something like that to a girl after she said you were smashed you SILLY WOMAN!
and seriously get over it its one girl that youve never actually met.
go try your obviously great pick up lines (thats hot) -_- on some other girl
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1. He said that BEFORE she said he had been smashed.
2. OP is a man.
3. It IS a girl whom he's actually met, if you consider dancing, flirting, and (re)introducing oneself to be a meeting. She recognised him, anyway, so you can't really say they've never met.
Reading comprehension fail.
#55 - On 09/11/2009 at 10:07pm by metonymy
Dude, another reason i left is you had dragon breath. Seriously take some gum with you the next time you drink that swill.
YDI for getting drunk and hitting girls.
YDI even more for getting drunk and hitting on girls at a club.
#33 - On 09/11/2009 at 10:54am by moonlight_daze
i like how you wrote "i cheekily replied" as if you were proud of that line. (i actually don't, just in case anyone doesn't get the sarcasm.)
#34 - On 09/11/2009 at 11:00am by maipinkbear
"That's hot"? Who are you, Paris Hilton? I guess she just wasn't a lesbian. Oh well.
#36 - On 09/11/2009 at 11:40am by Intoxicunt
I don't get, So you got drunk, and started hitting on that girl, she left. Than you went back to the bar, she remember you, and started talking to you. Doesn't it mean that she likes you than, cause if she didn't she would not of gone up to you. Am I right?
alright don't be an idiot.
the story clearly said he approached her.
dipshit.
#40 - On 09/11/2009 at 12:53pm by stinkybutt
.... So she left just because of one guy?
Unless you kept FOLLOWING HER around. Nice attempt at ommission, OP.
#44 - On 09/11/2009 at 4:39pm by DameGreyWulf
YDI for sounding and acting like a creepy douchebag.
Fuck her life for having to deal with you twice.
#53 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:12pm by Witchcraft
Most of you guys need to shut the fuck up. 95% of guys DON't have the balls to approach a girl. props for this guy for trying. He'll get better and learn. Take it from an actual Pickup Artist, the guy who gets rejected the most goes home with the most numbers.
This exact same FML has been on here. Who would pretend to be a douche bag?
#58 - On 09/12/2009 at 6:36pm by stiglitz66
you hav. posted this word for word @ least 3 times.
drink less and go to a night club at. night.
#59 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:49am by sarinninja
yeah, mooseheads, all the snobby girls are there, bet it was one of those drop dead blondes who hang out in queanbo corner with the wogs and the bogans too.
#66 - On 10/15/2009 at 10:52am by ZarkonSpaceGod
