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Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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lol, ydi for saying "that's hot"

#10 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:27am by lm_wfc

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YDI for saying "I cheekily replied" and "that's hot". Douchebag. :|

#46 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:28pm by xkat356

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