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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 19:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2012 22:31 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like "a spork on legs." Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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Friday 11 September 2009 13:27

lol, ydi for saying "that's hot"

Ducati45 0

Friday 11 September 2009 14:36

First off, this isn't an FML, one girl rejected you boohoo. Also just wanted to say, Woo for Australians, especially ACT uns, she probably rejected you because she's smart, being from the ACT!

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TheDoge 0

Friday 11 September 2009 13:44

Canberra's got the worst clubs. You've got the gay club cube, then Moose Heads which is just lame. You've got Academy which is 'aight, if it weren't bordering on pornography.

JustTh4tGuy 0

Friday 11 September 2009 19:16

and whats wrong with pornography?

Pastor_Rich 0

Friday 11 September 2009 13:48

ydi for dancing

Emma_91 0

Friday 11 September 2009 13:56

Wow...you fail.

dayrin7 4

Friday 11 September 2009 14:02

okay? most girls dont like getting hit on my drunk guys, because most of the time they are so annoying.

justanotheruser 0

Friday 11 September 2009 14:06

...idiot.

KnotSlipKnoTSiC 0

Friday 11 September 2009 14:07

YDI for not getting shot at the Port Arthur Massacre by the great and legendary Martin Bryant. YDI also for going to a nightclub. Only desperate people go to those shitholes.

cocoapuffshooter 0

Friday 11 September 2009 14:29

YDI for saying "that's hot"

Ducati45 0

Friday 11 September 2009 14:36

First off, this isn't an FML, one girl rejected you boohoo. Also just wanted to say, Woo for Australians, especially ACT uns, she probably rejected you because she's smart, being from the ACT!

toink 0

Friday 11 September 2009 15:11

I remember too! That was your first time in such a place and you found out what your girl's job was. Thank you for the update! :)

BE_HAPPPi 0

Friday 11 September 2009 15:19

why would you say something like that to a girl after she said you were smashed you SILLY WOMAN! and seriously get over it its one girl that youve never actually met. go try your obviously great pick up lines (thats hot) -_- on some other girl =] =] =]

metonymy 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 4:07

1. He said that BEFORE she said he had been smashed. 2. OP is a man. 3. It IS a girl whom he's actually met, if you consider dancing, flirting, and (re)introducing oneself to be a meeting. She recognised him, anyway, so you can't really say they've never met. Reading comprehension fail.