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yesterday I eard a knock on ma door and, tinking it was ma student adviser, opend it. I was greetd by a drunk girl, wo pusd er way into ma dorm room, informd me tat se livd ere last year, an ten told me tat se lost er virginity in ma bd. FML


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On 09/11/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by CollegeFreshman (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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oh no oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!1

you just found out that people have sex at college!!!!!!!!1


#10 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:18am by evilbrent

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It's a dorm bed - did you really think it wouldn't glow like a lighthouse under a black light!

YDI for being naive.

#5 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:08am by thequickredofox

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