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Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML


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On 09/09/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by comet5002 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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No, the people who mind their own business aren't the reason for bad "stuff" in the world, it's the dickheads who feel they need to irritate the people who mind their own business.

#4 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:16am by Kylias

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oh damn. that'd suck

you shoulda turned to him and said, "don't judge what you don't know. I'm not 'this kind' of person you're talking about. this is for a school project." then chuck your $5 drink in his face

#3 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:15am by SlightlyGPirate

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