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Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26022) - you deserved it (6636)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by Goodie (woman) - United States (California)

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at least he's not spending it on hookers ;)

#1 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:12am by Batsumoto

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SWEET! I love hearing about men who get allimony and lay on their fat ass and spend it on frivolous stuff. Women have been doing it for DECADES! You do know equal rights doesn't only apply to females right?

#20 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:42am by mrsnicks

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