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Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9704) - you deserved it (36986)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Well, what else is your ass gonna say?

#3 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:33am by redbluegreen

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Nice to meet you, Juicy.

#1 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:29am by lolzRaptor

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