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Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47272) - you deserved it (1532)

On 09/07/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by kennedygeeee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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I take it she landed on her head.

#4 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:30am by Intoxicunt

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So she fell for him all over again?

Zing!

#17 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:46am by imblue

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