Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13528) - you totally deserved it (25925)
On 09/07/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by c-mack (man) - United States (Maryland)
My thoughts exactly JoHnnycsU, not everyone has naked pics on their phone, and i'd like to think that even fewer have naked pics of THEMSELVES.
OP: Do you love looking at yourself that much?
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#14 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:47am by LaytonexLuke
YDI for not calling your network provider to block your phone. You had a whole hour!
#39 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:56am by randomfacts
#39, it could have taken more than an hour for the OP to get home, they are likely to have had their money stolen too so a pay phone would be off limits.
#55 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:08pm by FreddyLunch
What the big deal? As long as nude pics have no face shot, just say your phone got stolen and pics are of thieves.
14 & 54 have it right!
Unless the pics were of himself and someone else... then I guess I can see that, but jee, just of yourself?
......
Is your name Narcissus, OP? lol
#77 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:06pm by DameGreyWulf
Who keeps them, though?
Unless you're meaning "well they're just in case" then I repeat: OP, is your name Narcissus?
#84 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:10pm by DameGreyWulf
#79: "people take pictures of themselves when others ask them for them."? No, stupid, lifeless, desperate and careless morons take nude pictures of themselves when others ask for them. I'm thirteen, and even I know that. If someone asked me for nude pics, I'd probably try to get a restraining order right off the bat. |: You're such a moron.
OP, YDI. The nude pics shouldn't have even been on your phone.
Well, Blazi does have a point. It's sort of creepy desperate for random people to ask for nuddie pics.
If the two are already a couple, yeah, but if not...
#95 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:43pm by DameGreyWulf
kewlcat, have you been sending people nudes? tsk, tsk, even a 13 year old knows better
#98 - On 09/09/2009 at 1:31am by veganphotog
you require a cellphone, to call, or money for a payphone, plus you have to magically know your phone companies contact number without looking it up on the internet
#101 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:12am by sageblast95
You poor guy, you got gang-banged AND mugged!? ;D
Hope you looked good naked!
#3 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:28am by Intoxicunt
Yes FYL for being mugged, but seriously YDI for keeping nude photos on it. Of yourself?! Why? You wanna look at them!?
He prolly took them to post all over craiglist to pick up little boys. Unfortunately he forgot to delete them afterwards...
#58 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:27pm by fyourlife88
It's called "password protection", next time look for a phone with this feature.
#6 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:32am by BurpusMe
Damn youuu
-angry fist shake-
http://www.brianbeutler.com/i_shake_my_fist_at_you.JPG
you see that fist shake, intoxicunt?
That is ME. Shaking MY FIST. At YOU.
How does that make you feel NOW, huh? Ya firstie-first. >:C
#15 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:48am by allmidnighteyes
I do. It's easier to keep the ones that look good, then just send them to each boyfriend I get rather than take new ones for each one.
I once had a semi-nude of myself with a bow around my boobs holding a paper that said "Happy birthday [guy's name]!" He dumped me. I ended up dating another guy. I reused the picture and edited it in Paint to say the new boyfriend's name instead. :)
#16 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:50am by Intoxicunt
Um, epic smart.
Mine doesnt even hold pictures :P
Too ghetto
#17 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:52am by ireply_w_lyrics
Only if you have a good lip impression.
Wait, it better not be that DREAAADFUL pinkish purple color!
#21 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:04am by Intoxicunt
if guys are dumping you after seeing photos of ur tits i think youve got bigger problems than having to retake photos...:P
by the way, i hope you did a good job of the edit cos if that was done to me id be royally pissed. one day youll get a boyfriend whos into photo manipulation, that will be a sad day. those guys are losers.
#29 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:07am by organisedchaos
organisedchaos:
Guys aren't dumping me after seeing me naked, dipshit. I don't give the pictures to people who haven't seen me naked in real life. I shortened the timeline for simplicity's sake. However, it should go something like this: I dated a guy for a couple years. I sent him a naked picture and kept a copy. A year or so later, he dumped me. Do you get it now?
Plus, of course I did a good job of the edit. All I had to do was white out one thing then type words over it. Not that hard. They were never the wiser. :)
#63 - On 09/08/2009 at 1:24pm by Intoxicunt
"...Every last one, route one, rural hearts got a story to tell
Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend
Maybe knows it just a little too well
Whether you're late for church or you're stuck in jail
Hey words gonna get around
Everybody dies famous in a small town..."
And now so do you! go run around and tell everyone!
But be quick- not all of them will want to talk to you if they open their phone before you get to them :)
#9 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:36am by ireply_w_lyrics
You wanna know why she was there?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MJ9-WI3t-A
She met him on Myspace. MYSPACE
#20 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:57am by ireply_w_lyrics
Whooooa, comments are fucking up. People I was replying to: keep refreshing. It'll show up. They're weirding out on the other recent FMLs too. =/
#22 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:09am by Intoxicunt
Can someone please explain this naked picture phenomenon to me? I honestly don't understand the reasoning behind it.
#27 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:47am by Triumvirate
I keep naked pics of myself on my phone... I get bored late at night and take a bunch, then send them to my BF so he will have a nice surprise to wake up to :) this could end up being a good thing for the OP... Maybe he likes one of his friends, she sees the pic and there ya go, she's interested in him now ;-) or he isn't well endowed and lost any chance of gettin with any of his friends that are girls :-/
Seriously, are you joking? If my "friend" just sent me random naked pictures of him I would be like wth you weirdo pervert, not like "Omg your penis is sooo nice, date me please!" Also you have no idea what these phone stealers put along as the messege, it could be something really disturbing.
Please boys do not try this at home.
Damn, you are unlucky. And maybe next time you should try deleting your dirty pictures after you take them. I don't see why somebody would keep dirty pictures of themselves... I mean why would you want to? If you feel the need to take them at all you could always take new ones and delete them as well.
#31 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:30am by Dopehead666
When I read this FML, I realized that I have a few naked pictures of myself on my own phone, which my ex had taken while joking around. I totally forgot about them-- I'm giving the OP the benefit of the doubt and assuming something similar is what happened here, so FHL.
OP, at least this cautionary tale has saved me from the admittedly small possibility of ever suffering similar humiliation. You did some good today.
Uh, hi ... lawsuit? There's at least three actionable events in this FML - go talk to a lawyer and wipe them out, numbnuts.
I'm assuming you're a dude since you got "jumped" instead of "mugged". You have naked pictures of YOURSELF? You get a YDI just for THAT? You didn't think to call your carrier and report it, so they can shut off your phone service, and possibly "brick" your phone (if your phone can do that)
#38 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:39am by phatdaddy
Aww, kinda disappointed the comments up there from earlier this morning got all messed =/
#40 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:59am by allmidnighteyes
God why are these shitfaces saying he deserved it. Its HIS phone not YOUR phone, so he can keep whatever he wants on his phone. God, people today.
gulp. An actual FYL which made my hairs rise :[ With many contacts being professional contacts... wow, this would be seriously effed up. It wouldn't matter if I looked good naked or not, although guess it would be worse if I didn't, but regardless -- I would be fired.
O Nightmares!! The horror... the horror =o
see cell phone companies offer this thing called customer service seeing as how it took an hour for your friends to get the pics you had plenty of time to call and turn your phone off you can do it from any phone so ydi for bein a dumbass
#45 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:44am by No_fyl_cuz_ydi
Sucks that some jerks stole your phone, but...a little bit of advice - don't have nude pics on your phone. It could get stolen (obviously), but it could also just be looked at without you knowing by your parents or other friends who you wouldn't want looking through it.
Haven't u learned from the skanks of HollyHood?(The Cheetah Girl..Paris Hilton..etc) Lol...don't ever keep nude pics of urself on ur laptop or phone!!!! Lock them up somewhere if u gunna keep them!!
I love how because it's a dude he can't have naked pictures, but for damn sure if it was a chick there would be nothing but feminazis up in here bitching about how it's totally normal to be a whore.
#51 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:31am by pickwick716
I had nudie pics of my ex. I was afraid that would happen when I lost my phone especially after we called the phone and had a heated argument with the person who found my phone. I was still good friends with her so I didn't want anything bad to happen to her. But luckily, it doesn't seem like that happened. Unless no one told me. In which case, FML?
YDI. If you had naked pictures of yourself I'm sure that at one point you sent it to someone, why else would you have them of yourself? So you should have erased them if that was the point of them in the first place. If your just conceited and like to look at yourself then still YDI.
So everyone's logic is that you can't have naked pics on your phone because you might get mugged? What does that say about the world we live in where we nonchalantly make contingency plans in the [apparently likely] event we get mugged?
#56 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:20pm by wintermadness1
YDI for keeping naked pictures on your phone. That's dumb.
#60 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:36pm by deaditegirl
why do you have nude pictures of yourself? you fap to them or something? stupid! YDI!
#61 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:51pm by i_am_Amsler
YDI op, and I call fake because if you didnt have a phone to know they sent it to all your contacts you would probably not know!!!!!
#65 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:01pm by simplyapril
There are a good number of people who keep naked pics of themselves on their phone to send to the people they are dating at the time or to send to their boyfriends or girlfriends in long distance relationships. Its not uncommon and I always say if you got it flaunt it lol jk : P
OP: But seriously every freakin phone has a phone lock password type option. Use it next time ; )
#71 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:09pm by Dreamworld
Funny how many FMLs would be avoided if people stopped taking nude pictures of themselves. Seriously, you deserved it for taking that risk.
i didn't know guys took naked pictures of themselves and kept them on your phone, but FYL anyways, and those guys are jerks.
#73 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:33pm by Scotticus117
no ways dude, those guys are *amazing*. totally adding insult to injury
They totally deserve your phone.
haha YDI for not deleting them.
tell everyone it was them...unless you had your face in it. then FYL.
Ydi for being a weirdo who takes nudes
Ydi for not disconnecting your phoneline.
If it wasn't made for public then why would you leave them and your phone
And phones aren't made for sexting
#80 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:45pm by shootingstar8D
well next time you take photos of your self store them some where eles. lol
#81 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:52pm by windowsxpbt
>>And phones aren't made for sexting
Seriously? Phones are perfect for sexting! You just have to know how to keep your goodies safe so shit like this doesn't happen. (Well, beside the whole mugging part. That really sucks.)
To everyone posting YDI, why does someone deserve to get jumped and mugged for something they do in their own time which isn't hurting anyone?
YDI for not having an iPod touch with the photo safe app, then u just text ur dirty pics to ur email, save em on your touch, then lock em in the app and delete from the phone. if u ever need them back on ur phone, simply email them back to it. if u think u can't send an email to a cell phone, or text an email adress, ur stupid an clearly know nothing about how texting works...
#87 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:15pm by albinoninja
This is for the dumb shit who said "fake if you didnt have a phone you wouldnt no they were sent" umm lets put on are thinking cap now!!! Im sure he had people who were in hes contacts who told him "like waddup my dude whats with the nuddies?" nawaddimean!!?
#90 - On 09/08/2009 at 8:33pm by RideOorDiee
It's always 5 guys. Or 2 HUGE guys. 'Cause, you know, muggers travel in packs.
#91 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:13pm by MoobyTheCow
I signed up as a member a minute ago just to call BS on this one......sounds like this dude is seeking pity for sending a pic to someone who he shouldn't have and is attempting to cover his ass by making a story he will trick himself into believing to save face. Tell a lie long enough and you might start to believe it yourself unfortunately this lie is so friggin comical it's nearly impossible for this to happen looking at all the factors and the odds. Hell if this actually played out exactly the way he said it did it would be easier to win the lotto 5 times in a row or get struck by Lightnng.
#99 - On 09/09/2009 at 1:45am by ttownbeast
You'd think someone would I don't know... Keep them somewhere where not just anyone can access them if they play with your phone.
that really FN sucks I know a hand full of girls that send pic mail by phone of themselves naked to BFs but you gotta remember to delete them!!!
It's been said, but I'll say it again. YDI for taking nude photos of yourself. And keeping them.
#107 - On 09/15/2009 at 1:54pm by goldenferret
Today, my child sent me a bare naked picture of themself. and...I KIND OF LIKED IT!!!!FML...literally
#109 - On 01/07/2010 at 6:31am by imanethesmart
