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Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

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wow what a bitch. even if she didnt know it was a date, if you paid for her, that is absurdly rude.

#6 - On 02/16/2009 at 10:27am by mclovin

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@ #1 - of course she didn't think it was a date.. that was kinda the whole point about this FML! This, however, just shows how f***ed you are if you enter the dreaded friend-zone :P

#4 - On 02/16/2009 at 8:59am by Rixie

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