Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)
Fail point 1: "What I thought was a date". She clearly didn't think that, so you didn't make it clear to her.
#1 - On 02/16/2009 at 4:14am by SayNo
I don't think I'd ever do that with a friend of the opposite gender, unless it was their idea or something
#2 - On 02/16/2009 at 4:46am by feelinsorry
@ #1 - of course she didn't think it was a date.. that was kinda the whole point about this FML! This, however, just shows how f***ed you are if you enter the dreaded friend-zone :P
#4 - On 02/16/2009 at 8:59am by Rixie
I would respond with:
"By the way, you owe me (half the bill)"
Whatever complaints girls have about guys, if you don't like the guy, DON'T let him pay for you, and DON'T let him buy you a drink. It's dishonest, and makes you a parasite.
#9 - On 02/16/2009 at 11:57am by person
#9 I understand what you're saying, but in this case it's dicey since it's not out of the question for one friend to pay for another without romantic intentions (I'm assuming she's actually a friend and not a casual acquaintance). The fact that she didn't know it was a date is a bit of a sticking point as that's the kind of thing that should be nailed down when the offer is extended.
Very simple rule: If you haven't at least seen her naked yet, don't pay for the whole bill. Ever. It's an easy test to determine if the girl you are with is a bitch. If she expects you to pay, forget it.
The same thing happened to me, only, I'm gay, so was the guy I was with, and so was the waiter. I guess it happens to straight people too.
#14 - On 02/16/2009 at 9:05pm by Tim
i've had that happen to me a lot. But I'm usually the waiter.
#17 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:24pm by abrokenrecord
Uh why were you paying for her meal? Next time you ask a girl out make sure it's for drinks not dinner. If you can't figure out how to do that, then you have a lot to learn.
#18 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:29pm by truth
truth is right on the money here....
Now, let this one soak in.... You are the kind of guy who can't get a girl who gives out her number to strangers/servers.
dutch is your friend... women don't always like it but maybe that means something
#21 - On 02/19/2009 at 6:11pm by fargin
Yea, what everyone else sead... If they dont say in plain text: " its a date " then its probably not-but still its brutal for her to have done that right in front of you...
#22 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:46am by CanadAssassiN
I agree with #7. Grab her into the toilet and shove your manhood into her mouth. =)
#23 - On 02/25/2009 at 4:26am by Joan
Kinda weird responses, but I've done the same thing. She spent the night and then gushed about her new bf the next week...
#24 - On 02/25/2009 at 1:12pm by Ditto
I wouldn't have paid for the meal then, just tell her "well I feel like shit now" and then walk away saying "pay for it yourself"
#25 - On 02/25/2009 at 5:34pm by hamsterlord
hahaha god women can be spoiled bitches... bad enough they don't offer to pay on a date, she makes you pick up the tab when she wasn't even interested? I've been there though, still don't get how women don't realize men don't take women out and buy them dinner so we can be just friends.
