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Today, at my girlfriend's place I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was "uggg I have to clean all this up". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40329) - you deserved it (4873)

On 09/07/2009 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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awwww, sorry dude.... nice gesture

#1 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:07am by lizzi02

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Tell her you will clean it up and tackle her. Problem solved.

#5 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:09am by Sun_Kissed18

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