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Today, at my girlfriend's place I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was "uggg I have to clean all this up". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31806) - you deserved it (3341)

On 09/07/2009 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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