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Today, I was getting changed in front of my room mate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14922) - you deserved it (38359)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by EyesOffMe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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