Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my 5th birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

by Ex-girlfried / 09/06/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

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  • "...It was harder times and longer days
    Five miles to school, uphill both ways
    We were cane switch raised, and dirt floor poor
    'Course that was back before the war
    Yeah, your uncle and I made quite a pair
    Flying F-15's through hostile air
    He went down but they missed me by a hair
    He'd always stop right there and say...

    That's something to be proud of
    That's a life you can hang your hat on
    That's a chin held high as... *ccccctttt*

    ...Oh my God Johnny! That feels SO GOOD!
    Harder! Harder! Uhhhhh *orgasms*..."

    Family gasps in horror

    #13 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:21am by ireply_w_lyrics

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  • this is exactly why you DOWNLOAD porn to your COMPUTER. sometimes you've really gotta use your common sense, buddy.

    #3 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:10am by muffinsareyummy

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