There once was an old lady who lived in a house who try to catch a mouse,there once was an old lady who lived in a house who tried to catch a mouse when she caught the mouse it was swallowed by a snake, she died the end

I especially liked the part about the old lady living in the house who tried to catch. she seemed to really hit her stride the second time I read it.

I thought about the Old woman who swallowed a fly or what ever the name is haha

See what happens when smart people leave smart first comments! Everyone is happy! Unlike the few comments above me.

I heard snake soup is good around this time of year.

Well OP, you rattled up quite a situation there. This FML really sssstruck me as hyssssterical. If I may adder, How the HELL did a snake get in your housssse? Interesting as it is, I must slither off to another FML.

36 - no.

39- no, you.

Whoops, wrong animal. Time to set up snake traps!

Snake?... Snake??? SNAKEE!!!!!!!!!?

That's like fishing in Pokemon, expecting to catch a worthless magickarp, but a wild garedos appears!

Well atleast you caught it instead of it roaming your house...

I bet that sounded better in your head #9

Your prob right 120

120 148 yes because it brought back sentimental childhood memories lol

#64 Shut up otacon xD

That would be very painful if a trouser snake was caught in a mouse trap it would be all purple and limp

...And the award for over-explaining a joke goes to...

2-what? No...why would you think of such things? trouser snake? *sad face*

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I'm sorry, but of All places do you really think the USA is the most regionally uniform? >.< geeze people, if you're going to say this kind of shit make sure to turn off your intense stupidity long enough to think about it for half a second

Not 6's fault. The username used to say "ILiveinWildKingdom". True Story.

Whoa, suddenly the username changes & I look like an idiot. Oh & calm down 72, not everyone's against the USA *rolls eyes*

Ya they are 111...except for Canada :)

Why does everybody hate the US?? Lol, I've always wondered.

Funny thing 112, I'm from Canada.. DUN DUN DUNNNN

111 - just for the record, I may live in the USA, but I'm far from simply getting pissed when people are against it, I just hate stereotypes in general Especially badly done ones, however apparently shifting names was the problem here, not your intelligence

If you didn't have a private profile 136, I would have known that :)

Yet they all wanna live here!

Lol so true. I'm moving to Canada because nothing bad ever happens there.! :D

Exactly! Catching it is a good thing. That's probably what you were hearing & thinking mice.

When life sends you snakes, make snakeskin products... After you decapitate it's head, spurt it's blood all over the yard, gouge it's eyes out and pull out its tongue, before sticking it on a spear and leaving it on your doorstep as a warning to others... Just joking... Never show such cruelty to live snakes... Don't bother them and they won't bother you. But a dead snake? Hmm...

Was Samuel Jackson there to comment on it?

I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

Lol

Not while it's dead..

31- I think 12 is just trollin'

I'm not so sure.... Trolls who get responses like that usually do it better I think this Might be a case of a 12yo sleeping on English class then coming home, half reading an FML, and commenting in a regrettable manner

the trap breaks the victim's neck,