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Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10650) - you deserved it (29775)

On 09/05/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Idiots (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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