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Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML


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On 09/04/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by JerseyGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)

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I didn't know there were people who'd steal those.

#3 - On 09/04/2009 at 5:11pm by KZN02

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1) it is possible to pop a hood from the outside of a car, latch or no latch.

2) it is possible to pop her locks to
open the car door to get to the hood latch

3) anyone, male or female, who is going to take on the responsibility of driving a car should know basic vehicle maintenance. this includes changing a tire, how to connect jumper cables to jump start the battery, and changing/checking your oil

#41 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:12am by AshleyRose784

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