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Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36353) - you deserved it (3838)

On 09/04/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Scarred (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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