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Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML


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On 09/03/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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Did he repeat the phrase "me scuzi, me scuzi" over again? Seriously though, it would have been appropriate to sock him in the skull, people that do things like this are just asking for an ass kicking, you should have provided it.

#23 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:27pm by fxdxhk90

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Should've reported him to someone or something. (I have no idea how things like this would be handled, I don't fly.)

But yeah, that sucks. :/

#2 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:05pm by jts2

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