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Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7850) - you deserved it (43883)

On 09/03/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by sexyfreak2510 (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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That's okay! What happens at a bachelor(ette) party, stays at the bachelor(ette) party. It would be completely evil for your friends to ever mention it to anyone.

#4 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:18am by anniebananie

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look, I'm not saying YDI for being drunk, I'm saying YDI for not anticipating that you'd do something like that at your bachelorette party. and come one, it's not that bad. it's not like you fucked the guy. the photos are just something you'll look back on one day and laugh hysterically at.

#7 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:22am by _THE_MASTER_

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