Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
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What the hell? Gawd, what a creeper. Beat his ass. You shouldn't lay out naked if you know there is a possibility that someone can see you though. YDI.
#1 - On 09/02/2009 at 5:08pm by CheckOutYourBio
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Wow...what a creepy guy. But if your yard is fenced in, how did he get in the bushes?
#3 - On 09/02/2009 at 5:09pm by bummerd00de
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