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Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

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On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Wow...what a creepy guy. But if your yard is fenced in, how did he get in the bushes?

#3 - On 09/02/2009 at 5:09pm by bummerd00de

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How dare that asshole say Bless You. The nerve of people

#21 - On 09/02/2009 at 5:31pm by Edge578

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