Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
I agree, your life sucks (28493) - you totally deserved it (1480)
On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - misc - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)
Cats are all pure innocent cuddly creatures that would never do such a thing without provocation, YDI.
#1 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:42pm by lolinternet
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#6 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:46pm by Unregistered
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YDI FOR READING NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH
#21 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:05pm by thealliance
Most wouldn't, a few would. My cat wouldn't but my aunt had an INSANE cat. It jumped off the bookshelf onto her back digging his claws in all the way down her back, and she needed stitches.
#50 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:32pm by XxKate1294xX
Not all cats are pure innocent cuddly creatures that would never do such a thing without provocation!! omg dude seriously.
That's true, but why would this guy /not/ be upset if he got attacked by a cat that he didn't know was even in the house, and just happened not to be friendly?
#84 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:49pm by the_lololagist
Are you retarded? Stray and Feral cats can be really mean, they'll attack the shit out of you if they feel threatened.
You stole my comment, but I agree. Irony is your new best friend
#32 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:52pm by HoShiz
Damn that sucks. make sure it doesn't give you infections
#4 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:46pm by Atreyu_Love
i don't know what they're called, but you light fire on poop and leave it at the doorstep. do something like that but leave a note saying, "here's some crap on fire. watch out, it's not clean."
#9 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:48pm by the_stereotype
The guy was his roommate meaning they share the same room and house. How would leaving a burning bag of poo in front of your own door be a good way to get back at him?
#35 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:07pm by JustCallMeCloud
Leave him a note saying, "Hey, man, I left the door open and a rather large homosexual man came in. Careful. He's a bit TOO friendly," and have a huge guy come out of the corner right then.
#11 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:50pm by Intoxicunt
Thank you. I didn't think that was that good, but thanks.
#20 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:05pm by Intoxicunt
What if the room mate is gay though?
I still think that's hilarious though, "I left the door open and a rather large homosexual man came in" - I don't know why, but that part in particular kills me.
#22 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:17pm by DameGreyWulf
Then he may enjoy the prospect of it, until they get down to business and he realizes "large" didn't refer to the man's height. ;)
PINK SOCK.
#26 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:20pm by Intoxicunt
I swear someone complimented me before #20. I wasn't thanking myself. XD
#28 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:26pm by Intoxicunt
Hey, if your friend posted the note on the fridge, thus the cat assaulted you from above...
I think you found a descendant of my great-aunt's old cat.
#25 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:19pm by DameGreyWulf
You and I must have the same great-aunt. O_o
My whole family swears that my great-aunts cat was possessed by the devil. It's dead now (and unfortunately so is my great-aunt) but it was so bad that I can honestly say I've even SEEN the cat. It was always kept in a room that only my great-aunt could go into, he was simply wonderful around her!
#38 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:10pm by Amysbodybetrayal
Hey, my great-aunt with a cat is dead too!
Perhaps we DO have the same one.
#43 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:37pm by DameGreyWulf
Weird...hmm...either an odd coincidence, or...what was your great-aunts last name? Hahha
#75 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:28pm by Amysbodybetrayal
Dang, my great-aunt's last name was Word. Ohh well.
#85 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:48am by Amysbodybetrayal
Wow I just wasted one minute of my life reading this lame ass FML. F My Life!
#27 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:25pm by pinkdancer
Intoxicunt, He'd be better off saying he cleaned out the roommates closet and a large homosexual man came out. (;
#36 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:07pm by caancoha
Good one! Yeah, I would change it to that if I were going to do this.
#47 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:10pm by Intoxicunt
Take a stick and beat the shit out of the little pussy. Try to avoid getting caught by those tree-huggers from the SPCA or whatever equivalent you have.
HA! That's awesome... in a way that I am sorry about your pain, but still. AWESOME!
#52 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:50pm by CommentingMule
Put a tarantula in his bed, and leave a note saying 'Oh sorry, I left some bugs in your bed and this tarantula came, watch out he's a little bitey.
YDI because instead of reading the note u shuld be playing world of warcraft
#59 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:13am by orange_colin
Haha yeah your roomie could have probably posted the note elsewhere, hopefully y'all can get the cat to leave soon. I don't think leaving the window is a bright idea either, thankfully the cat was the only surprise y'all got.
#60 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:18am by feed_the_ducks
#67, getting attacked by a random cat outside might be average. In your own home? Not so much.
Someone should illustrate this!
Ha ha ha! Funniest thing I read all day. Thanks for sharing ;-)
#73 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:26pm by moo_moo_kitty
Sorry about your bad luck but this is my fav of all time thanks for sharing I'm still lmfao
#81 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:09am by heyhookers
if it was me i would attack the cat back and when my roomate came back he'd be like what happen to the cat? id be like yeah he wasnt friendly, but i wasnt friendly either...(evil grin)..^_^
#83 - On 09/04/2009 at 9:30pm by suckmysarcasm
