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Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31705) - you deserved it (2974)

On 08/31/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Karen (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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