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Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39455) - you deserved it (2353)

On 08/31/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Notabum (man) - United States (New York)

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Why are you leaving your ID to where your brother is not only able to steal it, but return it? Multiple times?

#2 - On 08/31/2009 at 6:19am by redbluegreen

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Now just do the same to him ^_^

#1 - On 08/31/2009 at 6:07am by Happy_Elf

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