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Today, I had to meet with my landlord to organise when he was coming to look at my flat and decide whether I get my deposit back. In the time it took to see him, my friend drank a bottle of vodka and vomited all over my room and knocked the window through. My landlord is coming in the morning. FML


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On 08/30/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by Robbins (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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Why are you friends with someone so horrible? Anyone who would do something so selfish and stupid is not a friend, they are just a jerk. It sucks that is happened to you, but maybe you should get different friends.

#7 - On 08/31/2009 at 3:25am by reklamfox

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may i say that FIRST impressions are everything?

#1 - On 08/31/2009 at 3:17am by Casualt1234

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