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Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML

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On 08/30/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by rydawg79 (man) - United States (New York)

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thats nasty, how could you not notice that for 4 years?

#9 - On 08/30/2009 at 7:01am by saskiia1

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wtf man? u shouldn't keep watermelons in drawers, it's bloody common sense....

#2 - On 08/30/2009 at 6:33am by boobaloo

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