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Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6071) - you deserved it (43121)

On 08/30/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by rydawg79 (man) - United States (New York)

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