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Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turns to me and says, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just... I want to have fun." FML
"Would you be offended if I called you a selfish bitch?"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015