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Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turns to me and says, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just... I want to have fun." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53192) - you deserved it (4984)

On 08/29/2009 at 2:40pm - misc - by Nofun (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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"Would you be offended if I called you a selfish bitch?"

#2 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:06pm by redbluegreen

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hope you still went, srsly

#4 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:07pm by allysonnn

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