Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turns to me and says, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just... I want to have fun." FML
I agree, your life sucks (39298) - you totally deserved it (2988)
On 08/29/2009 at 2:40pm - misc - by Nofun (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
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hahahah you must be a looser if your mom asked you not to go
#9 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:12pm by chipmunk95
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YDI FOR being boring
#24 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:37pm by ericahlstedt
(+2)Before you call other people losers, learn to spell it.
FYL OP.
But I guess your mom meant like, she want to drink and let loose. Not having to behave responsible! :)
My two cents.
#29 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:46pm by enlitenbank
(0)i'm with 29, i mean, kids= responsibility. she didn't want to have to have that when she was having fun. so it's probably nothing personal
#30 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:02pm by the_stereotype
(+1)btw, where are all of the people who usually comment "AT LEAST YOUR PARENTS SPEND TIME WITH YOU". where are they saying that to the OP's mother? AT LEAST YOUR KID ACTUALLY WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH YOU
#32 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:04pm by the_stereotype
(+1)I agree 32. If my mom did that, I'd be pissed and would go either way. Children may be dicks with their relationships with parents, but when PARENTS are dicks with their children, that just proves that those jackholes don't even deserve to be called parents. Too bad OP couldn't choose a better mom and was forced to be born to a bitch.
#70 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:12pm by fawfulster
(0)WHAT THE FUCK? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM, WOULD YOU RATHER THEM JUST LEAVE YOU ALL ALONE AND GO OFF WITH OUT THEM? NOT ONLY DOES THAT DESTROY THE KIDS LIFE, IT MAKES YOU A FUCKING HORRIBLE PARENT! IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THE KID, YOU SHOULDN'T OF HAD SEX! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. Ugh! That's really pathetic.. Oh I wanna have fun so I'm gonna leave my kid behind..
When my mom tried to go somewhere without me she couldn't, she came back and got me and brought me with her.. She actually cared about me.. Ugh, leave your kids behind? You may as well shoot them in the head and put the gun in your neighbors trash can.. That's not cool.. Not cool at all.
#73 - On 08/29/2009 at 11:59pm by StingMunFizzy
(0)Perhaps OP is just a real brat, and her mother deserves a break from the moodiness, sarcasm, and rudeness. Just a thought...or maybe her mother really is self-centered.
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CHIP M1NK B1TCH, YOU AR3 A L-0-S-ER CAU2 YOU 1FCK YO M-MA
#77 - On 08/30/2009 at 12:42am by babyniggurl
(0)thats when if i was a girl i wuld wait till my period then take the tampon make her a smoothie and its a used one so its like a bloody smoothy lol
(0)lolol looser- your a loser for spelling loser wrong ya loser. FYL OP :(
#99 - On 02/20/2010 at 4:36am by hobrahtakeiteasy
(0)"Would you be offended if I called you a selfish bitch?"
#2 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:06pm by redbluegreen
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So you are either boring or an asshole congratulations.
(-2)The OP's mother is like in her fifties. Her meaning of fun is probably doing boring shit and telling old family stories, anyway.
#7 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:11pm by screwtaylor
(+2)Yeah...because people in their 50's are all *SO* old and boring!
I wonder if you'll feel the same way in 35+ years....
(0)More like she probably wants to go wild and have sex randomly and all.... but with her daughter around she can hardly do that without looking bad, so she pulls crap like that.
People in all those other comments saying it's the OP's fault that her mom is a bitch are freaking morons.
(0)haha what a bitch. why was it ever called a 'family vacation' then. she could've definitely avoided the awkwardness.
#11 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:13pm by mo_the_owl
(0)this. if she says you're no fun, prove her wrong. she can't get mad this way.
it's win-win.
#66 - On 08/29/2009 at 9:57pm by untalented1
(0)Maybe the OP's mom meant "fun" by having sex with some guy she meets on the vacation.
She probably thought if the daughter came, she would tell her her dad what her mom was doing.
We'll never know..
#16 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:19pm by screwtaylor
(+1)That's true. That's how I saw this FML. She wants to drink, have fun, and not have to drag around a teenager. Its not that your not fun, its that you can't have the same kind of fun with a kid. So not FYL more like, just wait till your older?
#45 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:56pm by Sun_Kissed18
(0)Yes you can...every single time I went on a real vacation with my parents I hardly spent ANY time with them. I was 14 and 16 the both times we went to Greece and Turkey, they hung out at the pool I spent most of the time at the beach. The only time we really saw each other was at night in the room or for breakfast and dinner. What they did the rest of the day? I never knew and will never know. All I know is they had fun with whatever they did and I had fun with all the games at the beach.
#82 - On 08/30/2009 at 6:32am by Puolukka
(0)I wouldn't take that. I would get royally upset. >_>
Hmm... Hopefully you'll still be going. Don't let it go down without a fight! >D
#17 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:20pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
(0) I hope you either: still go on vacation and never leave your mother's side just to piss her off / don't go and have a million house parties (again, just to piss her off) / go and have a RAWKIN' time!
Your choice
#19 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:27pm by iFruit
(0)Tell your mother you're fine with not going on vacation with her, but in exchange she must pay for an all-inclusive vacation for you at a fine resort.
#21 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:31pm by jonnymohio
(0)You should so go and throw a wild party every night and not invite her.
#22 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:31pm by Fire_lights
(0)I'm thinking she meant fun as in dirty tango with your dad.
Unless you have siblings, in which case ... biiitch
#23 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:36pm by DameGreyWulf
(0)i feel like what this person's mom said had something more like "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just... I want to have fun......with your dad." Or something like that.
#25 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:39pm by green_room119
(0)Wow, what a nice mum...be sure to bring her to the shrink you'll rightly have in the future.
#27 - On 08/29/2009 at 5:41pm by gummibehrs
(0)Yeah FYL but I can't say that's never happened to me before. Just a couple months ago my mom suggested that I not go camping with the rest of all of our family because 'well we might be a bed short, and you don't care that much, do you?'
anyway, you shouldn't be bothered by it.
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PPAARED
#37 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:25pm by colonel_crunk
(0)Tell her you want to stay home alone then..
and the possibility doors open...
#42 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:35pm by Sverstelle
(0)Maybe your mom doesn't want you to see her whoring around on her vacation? She has a right to party too ya know!
#43 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:35pm by Chubtubdaplaya
(0)That's what I'm thinking, Your Mom doesn't want you knowing how crazy she can be and knows that you don't want to see her acting that way
(0)it means the OPs mom an dad wanna have sex and they don't want her/him to be watching ;)
#46 - On 08/29/2009 at 7:06pm by Ickle_kins
(0)either tell her that it hurt your feelings that she was so cold
OR
have a huge party while your parents are on vacation, and if your mom ever asks to come along with you somewhere, just tell her that you'd rather have a good time without her
(0)I'm going to go against the norm here and say: YDI
Stop being such a non-fun / boring / emo person and people won't say that stuff to you.
#52 - On 08/29/2009 at 7:43pm by popemichael
(0)WOW you guys are stupid.
She prolly wanted to have like wild sex and get shitered lol
kids = responsibility i doubt it was cuz OP was boring
(0)awww why does everyone pick on meg griffin??? she's so sweet!!! and she's not ugly at all!!!
#57 - On 08/29/2009 at 8:06pm by fmlfmlfml15
(0)major bitch
but on the other hand there has to be a reason she asked you not to come
but still... bitchy she's a mom..
#60 - On 08/29/2009 at 8:37pm by id0nTgiv3af___
(0)Say ok and have some fun yourself with the money she saved from not taking you. And make sure to take alot of pictures and brag about the awesome time.
#61 - On 08/29/2009 at 8:40pm by shootingstar8D
(0)"yeah mom, i am offended. i'll still go but i'll find my own things to do and stay as far away from you as possible." hint hint, nudge nudge! ;)
#62 - On 08/29/2009 at 8:52pm by triplethreat13
(0)YES.
Finally someone who understands why the OP's mom did that. *fed up of all the people assuming there must be something wrong with OP for no reason*
The "something wrong" with the OP is that she's the woman's daughter... thus making it hard for the woman to go 'girls gone wild' during vacations, and then go back to normal life at home, if her daughter is around to see that.
(0)You obviously missed the part where she said it was a familly vacation, so it is not likely even without her, to be one where the mother 'cuts loose', FHL for having a bad mother
#71 - On 08/29/2009 at 11:14pm by KittyKatGirl
Hey, screw her. Do something fun while she is gone. Like have a party or i don't know...get laid...it sounds like you really need it.
#69 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:08pm by not_the_sun
(0)mom did that you wqnt to know what i did changed all of her logins forever thing. I keylog my mom
#72 - On 08/29/2009 at 11:25pm by silvercola
(0)Why are so many people saying "hope you still went anyway"?
If my mom made it so clear she didn't want to spend time with me, I wouldn't WANT to go anymore.
(+1)The only reason I can see her telling you that is because you must be a really dry person. YDI.
#85 - On 08/30/2009 at 12:30pm by epccsplayer
(0)I don't know you, but if even your mom thinks your a downer it probably means you should work on that...
#86 - On 08/30/2009 at 10:40pm by perfectphlaws
(0)she didn't mean to offend you, she meant that she wanted to 'have fun' with dad. :)
#88 - On 08/31/2009 at 4:57am by cinderella_94
(0)hahahaa thats not a big deal my mom does that sometimes
well she doesnt explain like that but cmon i mean theyr old.... er
and they do things they dont want theyr precious angles to see hahahahaha
#89 - On 08/31/2009 at 9:15am by blue_eyed
(0)If you have siblings that are going, then your mom's a bitch. Swipe her passport before she leaves for the airport or throw a huge party etc.
If your parents are the only people in your family going, then they probably just want to have wild sex :P
#90 - On 08/31/2009 at 3:36pm by TheMusicNote18
(0)they soooo were gunna have sex. anyway while they're getting their old jiggy on just throw a party.
