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Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Your neighbor secretly liked it.
They just haven't seen such a un-saggy, young penis in a long time.
Hopefully every time you walk by her she doesn't wink and lick her lips. I would avoid that neighbor.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 March 2015