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Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47107) - you deserved it (14076)

On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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