Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
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On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Is your penis really that small to not notice these things?..... geez, FYL indeed.
#96 - On 08/27/2009 at 10:38pm by Captain_Jello
Maybe its so big that it has been used so much he lost feeling in it? hence he didnt feel it was sticking out
#101 - On 08/27/2009 at 11:58pm by i_eat_failure
You don't always immediately notice..if I'm wearing boxers or something and I have a "wardrobe malfunction" I don't usually notice the exact second it happens. I mean if this guy's junk had been hanging out for an hour I don't get how you wouldn't notice, but I don't think that's the case.
#49 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:25pm by DeadMansCrack
It was probably because he was so tired, like it said in the FML. The same thing happens to me once and a while, but never infront of people.
#53 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:37pm by ReasonsToFly
or he could be fat, and not see his penis when he looked down
#76 - On 08/27/2009 at 8:21pm by lGreenspanl
Your neighbor secretly liked it.
They just haven't seen such a un-saggy, young penis in a long time.
#4 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:13pm by screwtaylor
She's probably so ugly she's never seen one before...like taylor ;)
#35 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:55pm by canucksrule88
I've seen many penis' before.. on google. :I
Don't judge.
#38 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:02pm by screwtaylor
Thank you for sharing your kind knownledge with me, Plexypoo.
How's that six-pack goin' for you?
#51 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:32pm by screwtaylor
Yup, you know I love them big bellies all up in my face.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_anQ81dzOVXk/RqSa_Qj1H6I/AAAAAAAAAH8/RyE1s5IBqro/s400/beer+belly.jpg
I think I found you.
#55 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:46pm by screwtaylor
Hopefully every time you walk by her she doesn't wink and lick her lips. I would avoid that neighbor.
Sometimes this happens to my guy friend. When we wake up in the morning, I have to tell him to put it back in his pants or boxers. The little button sometimes slips out of place. Also I have had my boob come out of my swimsuit before at a swimpark, and I did not notice right away.
Ewww. This couldve been a lot worse, she could have grabbed your penis and smiled at you seductively. And at least she didnt bitch at you or anything xD
Just be thankful she didn't try to use the can opener on your penis.
#18 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:24pm by Zakky_Ketchup
How does that even happen? Then again, I'm not a guy...
But all you people saying she liked it are SICK.
Maybe your penis thought someone was knocking at his door?
But seriously, way to represent Connecticut. Thanks, man.
#21 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:30pm by ky_stone22
Here's a thought: guess what she did with that can opener when she got home! Lmfao! Dude, let her keep it!
#23 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:32pm by tWitt3rBuG
Shit this is nothing. I answered the door once in college in my boxers so I could "donate" to the Universitie's Women's Rugby Team. I didn't give any money, but she gave me a smile so I guess I donated anyway.
#27 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:39pm by SCREWIT666
Maybe the little dude wanted to come out and play, maybe meet some new friends...
#29 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:46pm by captain_cookie
umm people noy many people think rationally when they get up and they Are tired.
OP:dont worry i sleep naked that is not very embarassing :)
were you hard? If you weren't that makes it a litttle better because you havin a woody would've made her think you dig her
#37 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:59pm by fergiesman
NOT UNLESS SHE SAYS THE MAGIC WORDS shit man, she doesnt even have a wand, totally not prepared.
#109 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:55am by organisedchaos
how the hell would you not notice?
even in my laziest moments my dick is always in check YDI
#42 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:10pm by hahathatsux
Sometimes people move away from the computer and stop touching their dick
#57 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:53pm by TomFantastic
GO CONNECTICUT
and once didnt notice my penis was hanging out too
but i never answered the door so FYL
boxers + PJs = wandering snake. Very same thing happened to me as I carried a big box across the street to my sister-in-law's place. I think (hope) the box blocked the view.
#52 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:34pm by RiverRelic
I'm suddenly reminded of that one scene from Yes Man
#60 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:01pm by allmidnighteyes
yeah, which scene? i just saw it, but i can't remember what scene you're talking about...
#103 - On 08/28/2009 at 12:05am by TheUnthinkable
omg. dude, that sucks. this same thing happened to me one day. i answered the door in my boxers, and i was just hanging out for for the UPS guy to see...
#71 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:50pm by william0090
She scowls at you and yet she doesn't say anything about your peen sticking out ... Seriously, she liked it. She's just frontin'
#73 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:55pm by FleshForFantasy
lol, I had somewhat the same expierence. My junk popped out for about 2 seconds while I was talking to someone. I guess that's y pajamas have a button in the front, lol
#82 - On 08/27/2009 at 9:07pm by NELU
i bet she liked it, i know michael jackson would have,, hmmm,
#83 - On 08/27/2009 at 9:14pm by staplergunn
Of course she was scowling! You were so rude not to introduce her to your little buddy. Well you can redeem yourself when she cum- *ahem!* COMES over to return the can opener.
#90 - On 08/27/2009 at 10:15pm by Whirling_Kumquat
haha, great job, plexico. you, my man, are awesome. good job with the referance to the other FML. i laughed so hard (yes, people reading this, i LAUGHED, not "lol"ed.)
#104 - On 08/28/2009 at 12:08am by TheUnthinkable
YDI. Unless you have something really tiny there, you'd notice the difference in feeling when it's out free.
#94 - On 08/27/2009 at 10:33pm by TheTruth1428
Pics or it didn't happen. ;)
Wish I could have been your neighbor.
#95 - On 08/27/2009 at 10:36pm by mandoopandoo
HAHAHA that might be the second funniest fml i've ever read
YDI though
#98 - On 08/27/2009 at 11:10pm by jcassiere91
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH aw that's too bad
Flashing old people. At least you didn't get a boner.
#99 - On 08/27/2009 at 11:22pm by DameGreyWulf
Def not an YDI. Fellow guys, think about it. Its happened to all of us before (In private though). Half the time we don't even notice until we sit down or something.
Why would an elderly neighbor NOT have a can opener?
You owe her an apology. Take over a can of cocktail weenies.
#108 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:15am by doof_fisch
where did it say he had wood? i've woken up with my junk hanging out of my boxers.
#117 - On 08/28/2009 at 4:15pm by theycallmecarl
Somebody give this guy a medal. That was the funniest FML I've read in weeks.
#113 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:07am by UnluckyJulie
yeah once at hurling training i was gettin changed after, only after i pulled down my shorts i realised i was in a similar situation!
#118 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:43pm by bigwillydurkan
Whats wrong with you?
You can even spell "what's" "could" or "your" right.
And who said that he had a boner? His penis was coming out of the flap is all. Nobody said he was horny.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
#120 - On 08/28/2009 at 7:29pm by bloodfalcon22
no ur srsly rtardd!!1
Dicks fall out of flaps. It's the way they're stuck on there. It happens, and you don't need a hard-on for it. When you start sleeping with dudes you'll realise these things.
Next issue: why did I create an account just to respond to this?
#122 - On 08/29/2009 at 12:52am by not_you_too
I'm gald to see someone else from CT... And btw, how do you not notice that? srsly?
#123 - On 08/29/2009 at 1:44am by xXMILKYCHUNKSXx
May I use this space to initiate a movement that we lose the flaps on pajama pants? Seriously, some of us feel that the little bit of extra effort it takes to pull the elastic down to urinate is more than worth the absence of risk that we might expose ourselves to anyone we may encounter while wearing them.
