Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

by Anonymous / 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

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  • Your neighbor secretly liked it.

    They just haven't seen such a un-saggy, young penis in a long time.

    #4 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:13pm by screwtaylor

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  • Hopefully every time you walk by her she doesn't wink and lick her lips. I would avoid that neighbor.

    #10 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:16pm by 24788

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