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Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10194) - you deserved it (37787)

On 08/27/2009 at 3:34am - misc - by p-man - United States

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