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Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!". I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a midget, she was standing up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25823) - you deserved it (9677)

On 08/26/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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