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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35268) - you deserved it (7758)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

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