Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Missouri)
Well...Call of Duty 4 is pretty fun. ;)
just playing, but you should've bit down right then.
#1 - On 02/15/2009 at 9:11pm by jellogirl
Who doesn't wanna play CoD: MW/MW2 and get head at the same time. I remember playing CoD: W@W in TDM and there was a girl on my team whose boyfriend was going down on/fingering her. (We lost because she got 6 kills and 20-something deaths; I got 20-something kills and about around 10 deaths. Lesson? Don't do anything sexual while playing CoD or you will get PWND)
#114 - On 01/26/2010 at 5:18am by BrisingrSverdar
call of duty 4 might be fun, but it's not as fun as doing "stuff" with your girlfriend :)
#2 - On 02/15/2009 at 9:19pm by chiaro
If the blowjob wasn't better than CoD4, I'd say that's the blowjob-er's fault, sorry.
#3 - On 02/15/2009 at 9:23pm by Reckless
well if you're not looking up into his eyes during, you're not that good at giving head.
#5 - On 02/15/2009 at 9:29pm by kw222
I wish I could get head while gaming. All the thrill of head while driving without the real life repercussions.
#7 - On 02/15/2009 at 9:58pm by Jasen
#4 is right...
Don't be mad at your boy- he's just livin the dream! Getting a fatty BJ and owning bitches left and right- what could be better?
#8 - On 02/15/2009 at 10:10pm by StarScream
So he's already playing CoD when you were blowing him? You deserve that one.
#12 - On 02/15/2009 at 10:49pm by AV
I'm sorry, but that's your fault. How did you not see that coming? Getting head and playing video games at the same time sounds like any guys dream. You should remember to hide the power chord before you unzip his pants if you want all of his attention.
#14 - On 02/15/2009 at 11:16pm by xyz
These things happen. I did this, and this happened to me too...
#17 - On 02/15/2009 at 11:50pm by Riku
Why would you let him play CoD while you're giving him head anyway..
#19 - On 02/16/2009 at 12:18am by Krogdor
I would never give my boyfriend head while he plays video games.
#20 - On 02/16/2009 at 12:18am by okaypineapple
How could you not notice that he was playing a FPS until that very moment? I agree with 12 and 14. You deserve that one.
#21 - On 02/16/2009 at 12:22am by Lola
If it's any condolence to you, I'm sure you giving him head allowed him to get 5 straight kills so that he could get his team a helicopter strike.
But if your head-giving is so boring that he can actually concentrate on a game, then it's time to step up your game.
#22 - On 02/16/2009 at 12:24am by usefulidiot
No offence but I don't buy it. Who, in their right mind would be lowering themselves that much? next time you want to please him, move him away from the PC.
Well if he can concentrate that much on a game while he's getting head, you probably just weren't very good at it.
#31 - On 02/16/2009 at 10:00am by ifyouonlyknew77
Seriously, some of you dudes need to put down the damned controller occasionally. There's WAY too many "dumped for WoW" and other gaming FMLs
I love these comments!!
Seriously, though, COD4 is epic as hell and I would kill (no pun intended) to get head while pwning n00bs.
#35 - On 02/16/2009 at 1:01pm by potentpotable
I would totally give my ex head while he played video games, because it was his "fantasy" and such, but I was good enough that he couldn't play more than a few minutes without dropping the controller ;)
Oh, and we didn't break up bc of how much he played video games, in case anyone wanted to imply that.
Practise Practise Practise...thats the only way u are ever gonna be able to break his concentration...oh and ah ha ha wooo..
#38 - On 02/16/2009 at 1:55pm by n-lve
Tis a shame. Killing people while getting a bj. Best girlfriend ever?
#41 - On 02/16/2009 at 3:34pm by www
actually #22, 5 kill streak gets an air strike, and 7 kills gets a helicopter... get it right
#42 - On 02/16/2009 at 4:47pm by m
don't hate him just because he is living his dream. Videogames and oral sex (at the same time) is what almost every fat white boy wants
#43 - On 02/16/2009 at 5:19pm by someone
you deserve that one because oral sex is demeaning to perform.
#44 - On 02/16/2009 at 5:52pm by mimi
Most... awesome... girlfriend... EVER. I wish mine would give me a blowjob while I enjoyed a videogame.
"you deserve that one because oral sex is demeaning to perform.
#44 - 02/16/2009 at 5:52pm by mimi"
Totally gotta disagree with you there! I love doing it for my girl and she loves doing it for me. Nothing demeaning about it.
#46 - On 02/16/2009 at 6:24pm by eightnine
Haha. Did you know beforehand that he was gonna be playing while you went down on him, or did he pick up the controller mid blowjob? Because if it started with him playing, then I agree with the people who said he was just enjoying himself with getting it and playing his game. But if he picked up the controller mid way through, then he was obviously not very into it.......
For your sake, I hope it was the first way.
But either way, you deserved that one, because his attention was obviously gonna be split. Next time, demand it all!
#48 - On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm by black0belt0babe7
i wouldnt put up with that sweatheart. Thats a bunch of shit.
#49 - On 02/16/2009 at 7:21pm by troubadour
that is a smart man. COD4 + blowjob... thats like paradise + heaven. All you other mofos should take notes
1st #44 you are an idiot
2nd you should have just shot him in the balls with a paintball gun and said "how's that for a FPS?"
problem solved
#52 - On 02/16/2009 at 11:05pm by okaaaaay
Your the best girlfriend in the world... I mean while playing video games... He enjoyed it... keep up the good work!
#53 - On 02/17/2009 at 2:20am by HardKor
Ah #22, I don't mean to be picky, but its SEVEN kills for a chopper. FIVE is the kill streak needed for an airstrike, and for the sake of completeness, THREE in a row is a UAV. Please LTPN. and if you don't know what that means, you're the guy I headshot no scoped ;) And chick who started this thread... wanna schlob a guy who REALLY knows how to play CoD4? I'm sure your bf is a noob...
This is not "every guy's fantasy". This is "a few guy's fantasy". I'm tired of gamer guys saying this is such a huge fantasy; it's not, it's only for some- and it's fine for those who want it, but the problem here obviously is lack of respect. If one of the partners disagree with a situation, you need to reach a compromise, and that obviously didn't happen here.
My boyfriend and I are both rabid gamers. We both avidly play WoW and have since it's beta. We also both heartily agree when it's loving time, it's not gaming time, we don't like to split our attention away from each other. =3 But you see, we talked it out beforehand. You need to do the same if something bothers you.
Stand up for what you feel, be open-minded, and communicate.
sorry but you definitely deserved that one. why would you go down on a guy in the first place? all they do is use you for sex. he's not even paying attention to you, but he likes the feeling so you might as well be a machine or something.
#59 - On 02/18/2009 at 7:32pm by sickofem
So im number 60 on this crazy list of people...but anyone who has played CoD knows the only thing better than going 27 and 3 is doing it while getting head.
#60 - On 02/19/2009 at 9:49pm by Gold
Hey you are awesome, if you new a new boyfriend let me know.
#62 - On 02/20/2009 at 11:32pm by korakmarine
Hahaha, my ex-girlfriend got mad that I wasnt paying attention to her and was playing COD4. So she started giving me a BJ, I whipped out my camera and got some video of it. It is funny as hell, in the background you can hear gunfire, explosions, and the terrorist team says, "The enemy has called in a UAV!"
Lets just say that it got my attention and now I have this great video of it. lol.
#67 - On 02/23/2009 at 7:06pm by Anjin
If you were doing it right he wouldn't be able to concentrate on CoD...
#71 - On 02/24/2009 at 8:53pm by goldenchair
That is awesome. I need a girlfriend like you that would let me play COD4 while she gave me a bj.
#72 - On 02/25/2009 at 2:54pm by noname
May be fun as a fantasy, but you can't really concentrate on either the bj or the game entirely without blocking one or the other out, so it's actually pretty lame. in my experience
#74 - On 02/26/2009 at 4:36am by ryan
LOL My girlfriend just went down on me while I was playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl. It's kind of fun to do something else while getting a blowjob... I can see where he's cuming from (yes pun intended) but seriously, you shouldn't feel bad :)
#76 - On 03/01/2009 at 8:39pm by HeadBuster138
oh god #8 baaaaahahahhahahahahaha. next time give him the tinyest bite to get his attention
#77 - On 03/02/2009 at 9:12pm by ixWat3rboyxi
@#54----> I applaud your CoD4: MW skills but those skills show the world that you and vagina haven't met since your birth. I am sure that chick doesn't want you.
However, your expertise is wanted on my Hardcore Search & Destroy and Hardcore Team Deathmatch squads.
My PSN is the same as my nick here.
To the poster, it's nice that you tried to please your man. I was going to make fun of you but your man is an inconsiderate dolt.
Please try to understand that for gamers, gaining respect in multiplayer games is what is strived for. No disrespect to you.
#78 - On 03/05/2009 at 5:47am by Dr_Evil_Genius
Was he already playing before you started, or did you not know this was happening... ? If you knew that he was doing something totally diverting, why would you try to make him multitask? Don't get me wrong, I think it's incredibly rude that he was playing a video game while you were kind enough to be going down on him! I just think it's asking a little much of him to do two things at once and divide his attention equally? I'm also not saying that I think that you should have been the one to get shafted, between you and the game, just that men are simple creatures and don't multitask well. Personally, I would have insisted on his undivided attention. Maybe that makes you a better gf than me? I don't know, but better luck in the future!
hahahaha I go down on my boy when he's playing CoD all the TIME!
just....he drops the controller within three minutes when I'm doing it.
Time to step up your game dear.
:)
#83 - On 03/12/2009 at 5:38pm by broken_lungs
I've done it before, but he'll usually get distracted by me and drop the controller. Sorry ... although there are some great website giving hints and tips on how to improve.
#84 - On 03/18/2009 at 2:39am by aznangelgurl05
omg he combined two things he liked doing and did it at the same time what a bastard! by the way i was being sarcastic
Dude there is nothing better than getting blown and playing some COD4.
#87 - On 03/23/2009 at 2:05am by Motocross_bomb
hahaha..thats gotta be one of my best guy friends..at some point he was ranked 3rd in the world..yeah 3rd. haha he had no time for anything and i wouldnt be surprised if he did the same thing to his gf..guys r dumb haha
even if that game is fun haha :]
#91 - On 04/22/2009 at 3:15am by Sportsfreak2034
xbox is the devil. it takes over guys' brains...my advice is to find a different boyfriend.
#93 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:17pm by car_vroomvroom
#44...um...yeah...it's not demeaning. It's actually fun for both of the people involved. You should try it some time.
Why the hell can people like that get head and, I a water-polo player who lives in a speedo, can barely get girls to dance with me?
#95 - On 05/29/2009 at 1:49am by squigglyshark
Two things. You clearly suck at giving head. But it is every guys dream to get a bj whilst playing xbox
U can blow me and i'll pay attention to u.........wat do ya say?
#99 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:41am by bobmarley16x420
dont be offended thats like an ultimate fantasy for guys. that brings the thrill of mowing down noobs to a whole new level.
i dont think girls understand how amazing this is. they say its immature and disrespectful but to put in context for women, its like shopping and having sex and the same time. its the best of both kinds of pleasures, if that makes sense.
a blowjob and a pwn in COD4. the perfect combination :)
#107 - On 10/08/2009 at 10:01pm by Babkockdood
If you weren't looking up you weren't doing it right anyway.
#108 - On 10/22/2009 at 11:08pm by DynamicDave
Yes , Because We All Need To Know You Were Giving Your BoyFreind A Blow Job =_="
#111 - On 12/22/2009 at 5:36pm by TheLaugherOfFail
YDI for giving a blowjob. That is disgusting.
Above poster, go to school and learn English then come back.
My boyfriend did the same to me except I was typing an essay on the computer and he sneaked under the desk. And watching TV, but that pissed him off though. Couldn't get my eyes off the TV.
Your boyfriend cursing like that while you were doing that is pretty disgusting. . . even to the other players. Ick. Don't do that anymore. Doesn't deserve it.
dude anybody who has the nerve to play a fuckin vid game while gettin shit goin with to lady needs to get out more I mean fellas cmon let's show sum respect ,
