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Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by Raaar (woman) - United States (Utah)

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Well aren't you a bundle of fun. You knew there would be black light and you didn't wanna glow. Pussy.

#9 - On 08/26/2009 at 7:10am by lizzzie

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Perhaps you should take care of it?

#2 - On 08/26/2009 at 7:00am by AdmanRulz

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