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Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26584) - you deserved it (12207)

On 08/26/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by Raaar (woman) - United States (Utah)

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YDI for making that up because you obviously saw it on the axe commecial

#15 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:05am by kangarooowner21

See in context

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never wear black without the blue, selsun blue.

#25 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:49am by whyme93guygv

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