Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include... - FML

By Raaar - 26/08/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

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By Andrew7847 - 22/04/2012 05:24 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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By apparentlyugly - 26/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML

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By shtzbutnogiggles - 17/05/2016 14:10 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

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By shadybarbie - 29/07/2017 13:00

Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML

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lizzzie_fml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 13:10

Well aren't you a bundle of fun. You knew there would be black light and you didn't wanna glow. Pussy.

eliz3 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 13:01

Dandruff has nothing to do with being unhygenic

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TarasTrouble 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:45

ouch that sucks. but seriously. isnt the point of going is to glow ?? but whateverr

Jazmin_xD 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 2:47

Never wear black w/o the blue.

Drummer389000 0

Friday 2 April 2010 13:55

I would laugh. :)

tooken_fml 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 16:28

are you sure it was youra now that would be an fml

ArielTheMermaid 17

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:25

why wouldn't you wanna glow?

thebox96 2

Thursday 29 March 2012 5:21

You should take better care of ya hair mane

Sonata90 26

Thursday 16 July 2015 8:23

Head & shoulders OP, that should take care of any future occurrences.

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