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Today, for karaoke, I sang American Woman by Lenny Kravitz. The entire audience cracked up laughing and at least three people pulled out their cell phones to record my performance. At the end, the DJ said, "Looks like someone had too much tonight." I was completely sober. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29143) - you deserved it (7950)

On 08/25/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by Cossack_Man (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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