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Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

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Dont lie, that wasnt on accident :P

#1 - On 08/25/2009 at 10:08am by my_fml_account

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You could have just stuck your arm out...

#3 - On 08/25/2009 at 10:17am by timtam24

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