[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

#4805621 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (17358) - you deserved it (20520)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

More FMLs?

youzabadgirl12's life also sucks
Today, I had my friend Mark over for dinner. My Dad asked him what his dad did for a living. We all squirmed a...

MrMagicMan000's life also sucks
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air and thought to myself...

damnit also deserved it
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

02/10/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, the book

Available NOW on:

© 2008-2012 by