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Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML


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On 08/25/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by singlesoon (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Why on earth would you bail him out???????????????

Clearly some people aren't aware there ARE worse things than being single - your soon to be ex included *ick* what a creep.

#1 - On 08/25/2009 at 6:03am by thequickredofox

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You bailed him out why? Just leave him there. A night in jail won't kill him

#2 - On 08/25/2009 at 6:03am by EMR

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