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By singlesoon - 25/08/2009 04:26 - Canada

Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

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thequickredofox 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:03

Why on earth would you bail him out??????????????? Clearly some people aren't aware there ARE worse things than being single - your soon to be ex included *ick* what a creep.

EMR_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:03

You bailed him out why? Just leave him there. A night in jail won't kill him

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cowboyfan81 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 10:22

Same thing just happened to my mom. She bailed him out and divorced him. I got 2 whoop his ass.

lexiieeex3 32

Wednesday 22 August 2012 18:03

At least you'll get the kids.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 25 December 2014 10:26

Why would you bail him out?

maddie_xo 21

Wednesday 9 September 2015 10:00

Why just why

lovit345 11

Saturday 3 September 2016 20:41

FYL and YDI why would you bail him out honestly that makes no sense to me

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