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Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16309) - you deserved it (27668)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

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