Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10979) - you totally deserved it (21837)
On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)
Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.
Heroes is a terrible show and I'm only replying to #1 so this gets seen.
#68 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:12pm by unfortunatelee
unfortunatelee , we know you hate herpies. You may want to check, I think there are support organizations out there for people in your situation.
Remember, if you can haggle it down to $5, you probably are only getting what you paid for
Heroes is about as good as herpes, maybe people will somehow make the connection anyways.
Anyways I'm sure that if you just type oops and then explain everything you will be fine, not too big a deal.
you don't even have to do that. you can go to your profile and then click remove and then no one can see it any longer
#45 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:27pm by curryndricegirll
i moderated this. but i clicked no. its not a fuck your life. its actually funny to those who have a sense of humour.
#3 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:10am by irockmyworld
I would have said no too, but mostly because of the wording:
"...how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes""
Who talks like this? It makes me leery and those mad men are too crafty.
Luckily I have a tall, cool, refreshing Diet Coke ® to ease my woes.
I would say yes because a lot of the time, people want to laugh at FMLs.
#35 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:50am by GrapefruitZoe
They probably worded it that way to specify what it was. =|
#71 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:17pm by Shadow_Phantom
#27 Some douchebags really do talk like that! In one of my classes, this guy once said "I once caught an episode of the UK's Doctor Who."
#96 - On 08/25/2009 at 6:38pm by eastmanwolf
well...if they didn't...i guess that says something about the OP, doesn't it?
#46 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:29pm by curryndricegirll
bahaha, man that sucks.
at least you didn't say "i love my herpes."
that would've sucked even more. HAHAHA
#7 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:28am by KirstieeJadee
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS FML WAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
u maade my day man! its the best FML yet
Lol this is a really funny mistake but tbh people make their facebook status things like that all the time just as a joke, so it's more of a YDI!
i moderated this one and when I read it I actually had a good laugh for the first time in a long time on this site. DAAAYYYYUUUMMM THAT WAS FUNNY. Sorry OP i bet they call you "Herpe Girl" lls
#12 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:39am by InfinatePlaylist
yea seriously, you probably have herpes anyways if youre watching heroes...
#18 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:12am by epicwinmaster
"I really love Heroes. It's much better than everyone says it is" is a stunningly bland statement. the herpes one is infinitely more interesting. NOW STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY WIFE
ur wife is the one ive made have an incredibly wide asshole right?
#48 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:18pm by tonyDlolli
@ fuckers: im banging your wife right this minute, so i cant really stay away from her
#20 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:34am by epicwinmaster
Big deal... my friends will always change each others facebook status to something stupid if they get the chance. People would have assumed you were joking.
PS. Heroes is shit.
a friend of mine was trying to search youtube for heroes vids and kept typing "herpes" instead. XD
#24 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:54am by diet_otaku
to epicwinmaster: haha go for it mate. I only married her for my green card. by the way she texted me to say you had a tiny dick and fat man boobs you ugly pre op loser
YDI for watching a show that had that plotfuck of a season finale.
And yes, I was a loyal viewer till then.
#28 - On 08/24/2009 at 9:46am by Watchmaker
lmao best fml of the day thus far. herpes is the shit
#36 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:51am by anonymsspermdonr
you made an fml sound like an advert :S
i don't need to know the network or what episode this to me makes it seem fake although its real ydi to an extreme partially cause you can't type mostly cause heroes sucks
#37 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:55am by TommyCheeks
Lol, you've obviously never had chlamydia... it is A HOOT.
#38 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:00am by repyourcliche
YOU FUCKING LIAR! Herpes is not nearly as fun as syphillis.
the orchids' torturer has spoken.
#40 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:30am by orchids_torturer
*cracks up* "Heroes" used to be awesome, but now it's an utter joke. I don't have herpes, but I imagine that it would be more enjoyable--hell, more *bearable*--than being forced to sit through another episode of that dreck.
On a semi-related note, a friend of mine was recently listening to a song by a band called "House of Heroes," and I totally thought it said "House of Herpes."
#44 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:18pm by MagicMarker
Ok, OP, you sad loser - you could have ended your FML right after you typed the word Facebook...that's right, put a period there!
I'm sure the cabal of other sad losers who are your 'friends' on Facebook barely noticed as they were probably all too busy updating their own status with pointless information!
GET A LIFE!!!
#50 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:24pm by skullbuster
Same could be said about people who take the time to rant on how much face book sucks. Just a tidbit of info there for ya.
@mommykagu: I'm sorry if I left you with the impression that I was attempting to elicit a reply from someone such as yourself. I would hardly characterize a couple of sentences here as a 'rant', though.
#104 - On 08/26/2009 at 6:24pm by skullbuster
even in a few sentances it sounds like a rant, but I just thought what you said was rude and uncalled for. And did in turn, deserved a reply. Even though you hate face book, alot of epople use it to keep in touch. It's like if someone to say you were fail for looking at fml frequently. =/
thats funny.... not really an FML i could see myself puting that on my wall status jus for S&G's
#53 - On 08/24/2009 at 2:10pm by shouldabeenabj
seriously how do you even pull that off even if you didn't know your hand was on the wrong keys you just horriby bad luck or you just ment it haha
#55 - On 08/24/2009 at 2:37pm by someguy55
I lol'd.
Make another status about how you goofed. Or laugh it off, and say you meant to do that, to see how many people notice.
Ahahahahaha! My first laugh today. :3
As for the people saying it's not an fml - yes it is! It's a minor one BUT happens to be funny! If it's funny, it's good!!
#58 - On 08/24/2009 at 3:45pm by shelboo
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!! OMG, thanks for the laugh!!
#59 - On 08/24/2009 at 3:52pm by Hellsno
ROFL! This actually made me laugh! I wonder if anyone noticed... O_o
#67 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:54pm by x_Leopard_x
WTF, for thinking that Facebook is inferior to Myspace.
#118 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:51pm by whataloadofbull
#73, you are retarded if you think myspace is better, it sucks balls. Facebook is the way to go. It is for mroe mature people
#76 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:58pm by defensivekick
If you care AT ALL about finding out about new underground music then Facebook is useless.
#77 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:06pm by moonlight_daze
LMFAO, HAHAHA! this made me laugh soooo hard! i'm sorry though...i really feel bad for you :l
#78 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:10pm by Shannonnicole
Aha, even though your life really isn't f'ed, that made me LOL sooooo hard . Thanks . c:
#80 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:34pm by loltoyoutoo
#76) your dumb for thinking Facebook is all high and mighty and more mature than Myspace considering that ive been offered 13 times to join the "Farmville" app. where i create a virtual farm. Yea, definitely waaay more mature.
while Heroes is amazing. ydi for not checking what you wrote. with the new facebook format, even clicking "remove" doesnt remove it from other people's news feeds.
Lmao, this sounds REALLY authentic, the o key is right next to the p key. I can see something like this happening. I wonder how were the comments? lol :P
Hahahahah ZOMG that would totally happen to me too...=^)
#86 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:54pm by crzygrl90218
And the moral of the story is to double check everything you post.
#89 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:34pm by serpent042
What made you post about the heroes finale 4 months after it aired? interesting.
#90 - On 08/25/2009 at 12:18am by cheese_sandwich
And FML for posting a facebook status saying LOL!! Followed by THIS FML... I think I've cleared up that I got it from HERE, since I don't even watch Heroes D:
#101 - On 08/26/2009 at 12:30pm by shelboo
LOL. Herpes definitely isn't funny. But this FML sure is!!!! It had me laughing out loud :)
#107 - On 08/27/2009 at 3:14am by saraa615
funny but a little suspicious since someone posted somthing about writing 'anal' instead of 'canal' on their buisness cards
#112 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:13am by Paige_Nicole10
It's not suspicious lol... Type the word "Heroes." Now type the word "Herpes." Notice the "p" and "o" key are right beside each other?
Just like the many times people type "Just a sex" instead of "Just a sec"
#113 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:23pm by shelboo
Pfft. I say "sex" on purpose... but then again, that's a running gag between a few friends and I.
#116 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:50am by DameGreyWulf
How this got published is beyond me, its beyond lame, you've crossed the lame line so far you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you.
