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Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy was flirting and waving at me. So I drove by him, waving back and hit an oil spill and my car ended up spinning out of control. He was trying to direct me away from the oil spill. FML

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On 08/23/2009 at 1:08pm - misc - by Susan (woman) - United States (Florida)

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YDI for thinking your all that, and that everyone wants to flirt with you

#1 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:03pm by kyle_kbo20

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Flirting and directing are two totally different things. I mean, do the waves really look that similar? I mean, the ocean even waves. (;

#4 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:05pm by redbluegreen

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