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Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy was flirting and waving at me. So I drove by him, waving back and hit an oil spill and my car ended up spinning out of control. He was trying to direct me away from the oil spill. FML

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On 08/23/2009 at 1:08pm - misc - by Susan (woman) - United States (Florida)

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YDI for thinking your all that, and that everyone wants to flirt with you

#1 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:03pm by kyle_kbo20

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Unless he was thrusting in the direction you should have went, he's not flirting with you. Stop flattering yourself.

#8 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:22pm by luxornv

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