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Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy was flirting and waving at me. So I drove by him, waving back and hit an oil spill and my car ended up spinning out of control. He was trying to direct me away from the oil spill. FML
YDI for thinking your all that, and that everyone wants to flirt with you
Unless he was thrusting in the direction you should have went, he's not flirting with you. Stop flattering yourself.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014