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Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML

I agree, your life sucks (22978) - you deserved it (2211)

On 08/23/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by Boltz719 (man) - United States (New York)

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