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Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML


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On 08/23/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by Boltz719 (man) - United States (New York)

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hmm... reminds me of family guy, when peter put jet fuel in his car because he thought it would fly, lol...fyl dude...

#4 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:21am by Fresh2death2021

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For all you haters: The gasoline used for airplanes is much higher octane, like 105 or so. When you put that in a normal car, it runs great, you get more power, but the engine overheats. So the term "blowing up" means that the engine overheated and seized up, possibly a cracked head. So he would not have died.
Dude, just pay attention to your car.

#12 - On 08/23/2009 at 1:32pm by yourlifeisfunny

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