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Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML

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On 08/22/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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who looks in the garage for laundry detergent?

#2 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:18pm by Obwaban

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Hmm whats the difference between oil and detergent? Oh yes, one is jet black and smells. The other is a mushy blue colour. Fucking idiot.

#4 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:20pm by andyn

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