Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
by whoababy55 / 08/21/2009 at 1:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
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I'd kick his ass.
#1 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:02pm by monkeyspark
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He sounds like an ass. I'm not some anti-drinking, self-righteous bitch, but he just sounds like an idiot. Get over him. Go have fun.
#4 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:05pm by Intoxicunt
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