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Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36122) - you deserved it (2245)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by whoababy55 - United States (New Jersey)

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I'd kick his ass.

#1 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:02pm by monkeyspark

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He sounds like an ass. I'm not some anti-drinking, self-righteous bitch, but he just sounds like an idiot. Get over him. Go have fun.

#4 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:05pm by Intoxicunt

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