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Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28109) - you deserved it (5641)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 5:32pm by al-Gaheem

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personally i would have shot myself after that
but very interesting..

#11 - On 03/09/2009 at 2:24am by unimportant

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