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Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25984) - you deserved it (5126)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

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