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Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8084) - you deserved it (28240)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)

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Dont worry about it, I hate sports, theres some decent movies on there, a few......

#4 - On 02/10/2009 at 5:38am by NotSprinkles

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Oh no, not someone who has different tastes in what they watch!

Don't be a mindless dipshit drone. Who cares about what other people think?

As for all of the other morons clinging desperately to their manhood and trying to look masculine in calling this guy a '***'... Shut the fuck up. We all know you're just a bunch of closet-homos anyway.

#26 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:30pm by ddrluna

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