burned_away
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
The only true love
Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "See you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML
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ALittleBitCrazy 0
Auch, he must love his cat. :p
caligal14 0
Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?
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ALittleBitCrazy 0
Auch, he must love his cat. :p
crumblemumble 0
he loves pussayyy :)
The_Chuck_Norris 0
he chose the real pussy
I_ate_pikachu 0
I like how you spelled ouch. xD
AFewScrewsLoose 0
Pussycat, pussycat, where are you, i loovee youu. :] (8) and wowzer, you ranked lower than a liddle kitty. congrats ^.^
dmj96 0
ya kitties!!!
weewee1 0
let's see the cat make him a sandwich
caligal14 0
Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?
StuckZ 0
Sucks! Anyway, he should call you beautiful more often really, not just to kitty.
LOL_FYL 0
where do you live here? i live in vancouver. oh, you should dump his ass btw
trickiestboss 10
you sound thirsty as ****
KnightmaerExodus 0
*pushes the so what button*
genius_man16 1
*pushes it again* and also, why is he your boyfriend? He sounds like a total ass. I mean, he can joke about 'talking to the cat' but refusing a kiss? that's a little much. unless he's just not a physical guy, then i suppose you should be used to it
marz88 0
*Pushes it one more time*. Why can no one on FML take a joke? Ok maybe he should have kissed her but really some of the stuff on here would make me laugh my ass off and appreciate the fact that I have a witty/funny gf.
Rasputia 0
*Pushes it so hard it breaks* NOW NO ONE CAN PUSH IT!
fudrick 0
I'm getting tired of "Today, I can't take a joke. FML"
john_bell 0
How could you think he was talking to you. You! HA
shootingstar8D 0
Ewww what a weirdo
xxorganizedmess 0
He was kidding, most likely. Otherwise he's a jerk.
kukopia 0
Hope its a female cat. I hope you give them plenty of time to be happy together, like the rest of their lives.