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Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "see you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML
Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?
Eliminate the problem in this situation -- the cat. For you to get attention you must get rid of the attention-getter -- the cat. You must kill the one in the way of receiving affectionate words from your boyfriend -- the cat.
Take it for a "ride." Your boyfriend will never know that a simple "trip to Petco for a new shirt" meant tossing it out the window when speeding down the highway.
EEE EEE EEEE EEE (slasher film noise)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014