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Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

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On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)

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That is really gross that someone would actually make a sign like that.
Sorry they thought it was you. =[

#1 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:08pm by Ligerie

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I feel guilty for laughing at that...but goddamn that's hilarious

#11 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:19pm by emzmcgee

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