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Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38667) - you deserved it (3476)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)

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They sound like a bunch of haters. I thought everyone loved a champion.

#4 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:13pm by mercyFML

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I feel guilty for laughing at that...but goddamn that's hilarious

#11 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:19pm by emzmcgee

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