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Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

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Freaking out random people on the bus with crazy makeup is fun! I was recently in a play that ended in my crucifixion. I went out to eat afterward without washing the stage blood off my wrists - it got some horrified looks and then laughs from the waitress. Another guy with what looked like a grievous head wound, a black eye, various cuts, and dirt smeared all over his face just stood outside the restaurant smoking for a while, looking cold-blooded.

Lighten up, have some fun with it!

#3 - On 03/09/2009 at 12:41am by can_sympathize56

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You should have just gone with it and pretended you were doing guerrilla performance art or something! :P

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 1:33pm by april

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