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Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52057) - you deserved it (4679)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by weeks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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BLACKMAIL your dad into buying you whatever you want :D

#3 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:13am by NGM_47

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hahah , that was a lose situation no matter what . =/

#1 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:10am by Orchid

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