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Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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lol no worries , i bet the cop didn't take her seriously . what a brat though .

#1 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:12am by Orchid

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Wow, she needs some discipline. That's what happens when loose cannons are raised.

#4 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:17am by Kiwi_Splash

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