Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (44581) - you totally deserved it (1297)
On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)
exactly my point. obviously since you are writing an FML, no harm was done, probably other than the cops coming over to make sure everything was okay.
#35 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:17am by fmlfmlfml15
on the other hand, this sounds awfully similar to the FML about the two year old in the toy store:
http://www.fmylife.com/search/result?texte=4a8c0ab59fa13&article=1&from=top
#37 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:24am by fmlfmlfml15
If it sounds similar it's probably because kids pull this shit all the time. They're at that point where they know it'll get them the attention they want but they most likely can't foresee the consequences.
#44 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:28am by littlegolferboy
Exactly. My husband is a big gruff looking guy. Sweet teddy bear of a man who looks like he might have escaped from prison. He once took our son to the aquarium by himself and paid for the kiddo to ride on one of those dollar operated horsies. Kiddo wanted another ride..husband said no. He started screaming HELP HELP HELPPP MEEEE while my husband was trying to drag him away from the ride.
You should have seen if the cop would make it look like they were arresting you and see if that would teach her a lesson.
#113 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:07pm by A1L12E4X26
haha, smart girl. but that totally sucks that she did that
#2 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:15am by omgitzadrienne
Wow, she needs some discipline. That's what happens when loose cannons are raised.
#4 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:17am by Kiwi_Splash
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and I suppose you think now is an appropriate time to start abusing them, huh? Idiot.
#55 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:48pm by turtlellama
How does discipline = abuse? Kiwi_Splash is right, that kid needs to learn the consequences of her actions.
Hey, if they're old enough for school, they're more than old enough for a spanking. No one said anything about going fisticuffs with the kid.
Then again, they are sisters...Parents should probably take care of that.
I pulled something like that when I was younger, it's a kid thing and I think I turned out fine, no, I know I turned out fine. No need for severe discipline, that NEVER worked for me. Parents need to discipline the child in a way that is affective. Just because spanking worked for some kids, doesn't mean it will work for all kids. It all really depends on the child's personality.
yawns
no biggie.
even IF the cops pulled you over the see the licence... of fuck im not even going to bother you bore the shit out of me
#5 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:17am by catriona_cd
what does seeing the license have to do with anything its not like her licence is going to have a picture of her sister on it too
#40 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:03am by noName123456
I'd beat the snot out of her. But then again, that's probably why I'm not having kids.
Also, LOCK THE WINDOWS
This forever. Window locks are the best.
FYL though, your little sister is a fucking douchenozzle
#34 - On 08/19/2009 at 9:49am by allmidnighteyes
'allmidnighteyes', thanks for introducing me to my new favorite word: douchenozzle! So much better than douchebag!
To the OP, your little sister needs to be spanked every day, at the same time (so she will be expecting it and worrying about it) for about a month for being such an obvious brat.
Your parents suck at being disciplinarians. Take it back and then try again, lol
#7 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:19am by TheKitsune
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and then...................? The part you didn't include would be the real FML. So really what did the cop do?
I really think this is fake, if the cop did nothing F my Life for wasting time to read this. If he started to talk to you or detain you FYL, but you didn't include that part so i say fake.
#8 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:20am by vacuouslobby
i agree. I bet the cop didn't do anything. It would have been said if the OP had been pulled over and stuff.
#11 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:43am by amaranthphantom
that probably was the worst of it obviously if the person explained what had happened...called parents to prove relation or what not then of course the person is not in jail... i accidently called 911 when i was like 4 when my uncle was babysitting me ... hes not my parents so he had to prove realation and why he was in my parents house and stuff. they ask questions but they dont go hostile if the person drove away from the cop you would have an issue. but seriously i think kids should learn right away about that kind of fake 911 stuff .. she knew what she was saying if she told a COP you were a MURDERER kidnapping her.
#76 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:08pm by Entity4Infinity
Wow, I bet next time you kidnap a girl you'll chain her arms behind her back and put ducttape on her mouth. It's alright, rookie mistake.
#9 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:24am by caancoha
Hes not a parent, he's a brother.
they're not supposed to disciplin people unless they have their own children.
but ahaaaaaa (:
that'd be soo funny to see
i'd be sooo embarressed if that happened x]
Well, 8 & 11, there is a 300 character limit. Maybe the OP couldn't fit that in. And would you rather they said that than the quote from their sister? The quote MAKES the FML.
#12 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:49am by caancoha
You are correct, BUT how many letter is i was arrested/i was detained/ the cop stoped me the answer 12-14 letter I'm sure she could have fit it in some where.
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She was having a tantrum because she didn't want to go. My sister saw a police man giving a ticket to another car. She rolled down her window and screamed Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer! The cop harrassed me untill he knew I was her sister FML
same amount of characters 90% of the information needed
it still has the quote too!
#16 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:37am by vacuouslobby
I would love to know how this one ended, I know it's not your fault for having a lying bratty child...wow reason #5 on my list of many on why i Dont want kids, they ruin other peoples lives as well.
#14 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:05am by LoveItOrLeaveIt
i woulda beat her little ass. then snitched on her and told the rents to beat her ass again.
i hate brats.
16, but you changed around the information. And the FalseML you provided wasn't nearly as interesting or entertaining as the original. I stand by the OP's simply because it made me laugh out loud.
#19 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:13am by caancoha
he could have added, "he belieced her" and it still would have been funny
#65 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:29pm by katzepferd
if that was me, i'd sulk with her and ignore her until she gets that what she did was terrible. being accused of a crime like that is not fun.
#20 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:22am by untalented1
Drive her to the worst neighbourhood and kick her out the car. Lets see if she still doesn't want to go to school after that. ;-)
Yes it is. But that doesn't stop them from having school this early. A lot of the districts in my area (Southern Indiana across from Louisville) started last week, and all but one I that I know of are in session now.
shes a brat, but thats the legnths little kids go to for attenion
#23 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:42am by DevineLegacy
Today, my little sister made me my birthday cake. As I took a bite of the finished cake, I found she had iced it with grout. FML
#24 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:49am by mixtapesnradios
Oops. :/ That was meant to be a submitted FML. Sorry, guys.
#25 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:53am by mixtapesnradios
This reminds me of the "you're not my daddy!" kid in the toy store. Little kids are clever man....to clever....evil clever.
Wow. Had that been one of mine, she wouldn't have been lying by the time I was done to her. I owuld have killed her.
#32 - On 08/19/2009 at 9:44am by alwaysalady
Try putting on you child safety lock on the windows next time?
#42 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:22am by littlexlion
I feel for you. These days you have to child lock doors and lock the windows. I was once the nanny for these two boys. The younger one had some issues. I was ordering food in the drivethru and when I ordered my food (I'd already ordered his), he thought I'd gotten his order wrong. He jumped out of the car and ran down the street. I was blocked in (there was a curb) and the only thing I could think to do was send his brother after him. So yeah, kids are pretty bratty these days.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH she has to be the smartest child in the world.
#49 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:13pm by lindeezybby09
Kids are more evil than you'd think they are. Here's some advice: Never underestimate a kid.
#51 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:38pm by blackdog218
Kids today are such little assholes because their parents allow it by that bull shit called "attachment parenting". I would never have done shit like this cause I knew my parents would kick my ass.
#52 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:39pm by 110879
haha, my mom would've beat my ass till next july if i did that
what a little bitch you ave as a sister, how'd she end up like that? jeez
I would've slapped that little bitch so hard. She needs to know that pulling stunts like that is NOT okay.
i don't think violence is necessary.. i'm sure the kid learnt her lesson now. but you should of acted like her and see how she liked it. usually works on little kids once they realise how obnoxious they are.
#56 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:50pm by yourMUMSgash
ahhh!! pacifist. well, if she was MY sister and she did that, i'd drive somewhere private, and go apeshit for that.
How did she learn her lesson? Some angry words that she probably ignored?
Young children don't comprehend consequences too well; they do however understand the consequence of pain upon themselves for bad behvaiour. All this "hands off" parenting is bullcrap.
No need to injure the child, but giving them a red rump would be a message they'd remember.
And that's why i don't like little kids, jk. But they can be exteremly annoying and if my little sis did that too me i think i'd murder her =D
#58 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:54pm by Music_addict_123
What a little brat. If I ever did that my brother would kick the crap out of me.
Where do kids get off these days? I was a little kid not many years ago and I'd NEVER do something that stupid.
I swear, people are too soft on these little brats. I'm not saying they should get their asses kicked, but how about time outs, and groundings? Now it's just "quiet time" and therapy.
#59 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:06pm by Swimmergrl9244
Lmao@jimboom
I wouldn't hit her or drop her off somewere, I'd just lecture her for hours
#66 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:34pm by shootingstar8D
WIN for you! Now you don't have to take her anywhere or do anything for her, ever again!!! CONGRATS!!!!
wow what a brat i would had dropped her off somewhere and left her and told my parents that she was in school
#71 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:45pm by citycrazed25
I feel sorry for you OP. I'm the youngest in my family, so this wouldn't really happen to me. But I have had my 20 year old sister throw screaming hissy fits until I do her chores and errands for her. They don't have to be young to be brats.
#73 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:08pm by GreenAlbatross
kids really need to learn that calling the cops is serious and has serious consequences. reminds me of this one person who's daughter called 911 because her mom grounded her from toys, when the mom came into the room she hung up so the cops had to come because it was a disconnected 911 call.
This is yet another reason why I refuse to have kids.
On the other hand, I would actually discipline my children if they were behaving like spoiled rotten little shits like this! If I behaved like this, I would have a palm print on my ass for a month!
This is what happens when society begins to believe that discipline = child abuse. Children learn that they can get away with anything and not have to worry about their behind in the process.
you say that, yet you will probably get a partner who doesn't care
#83 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:56pm by SawXXVV111
And that my friends is when it's perfectly okay to beat the shit of a child.
Especially direct blood relative.
#78 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:16pm by _whatever_77
cant she get in a ton of trouble cuz its not real and fakinga ploice office, that suck i hope you get her back
#79 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:31pm by nollienick
If that was my sister, I'd be so pissed, then beat her up if I got the chance.
#81 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:06pm by epicfail13337
omg that sux. i have to admitt tho, i pulled that as a kid once! my bad! lol
#82 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:18pm by thatonegirl312
lol not really an FML...but thats funny, and that kid is awesome! sounds like something I would have done when i was little.
mmkay, not really funny if the OP got arrested, but totally hilarious if nothing happened.
God, even MY sister's not THAT bitchy.
But honestly, you need to teach that kid a lesson about truth and lies, and when it's SO NOT OKAY to tell a lie like that... Like in this situation.
Or just lock the windows ;)
#89 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:34pm by lologirl419
Teach that brat some manners. Just because you don't like someone or something is not grounds to have them arrested. Also, be sure you tell her about the importance of a good education and the necessity for school.
The cop doesn't know that she is the mother or sister. Plus, like someone else said, parents and relatives still kidnap their kids. If they don't have custody, it's a crime.
Sounds like somebody's not been spanked enough.
Also 95, people kidnap their own children a lot. Sad, really.
#97 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:34pm by DameGreyWulf
My mom asserts that I did that when I was about 2 years old in a toy store. Apparently, I said "My REAL mom would buy me a Barbie", which kinda got her off the hook.
#98 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:47pm by justmeagirl
when i was a little kid, my cousins told me that if i looked sad in a car, the police would think i was kidnapped. so i smiled freakishly and waved to everyone so they thought i was happy. hahaha kids say and do the damnest things, and they sure know how to make their families look bad...
#99 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:04am by triplethreat13
hey its true, my dad tried to kidnap me. And thats one of the few reasons that make divorce and restraining orders a good thing.
your sisters a bitch, itd be really bad if the cops took her seriusly, but equally bad if they didnt, cause wat if u were a murderer
95 like 80% of kidnappings are done by one parent or the other in custody disputes and such
#104 - On 08/20/2009 at 4:45am by Andyangels27
sounds like u have an awesome creative sister. depending on her age.
#105 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:43am by organisedchaos
Of course this happen in America! American kids are such crazy little brats. America needs to stop drugging people with MSG, fluoride, and aspartme.
#107 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:36pm by InspiredByGaGa
i guess im a crazy little brat.....but LMAO to the FML..soo funny!
#109 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:05am by justmyluck10
awww this is tooo sad... why the hel* would ur sister do tht.. she knows its you.. you didnt get taken to jail.. right?
You should have seen if the cop would make it look like they were arresting you and see if that would teach her a lesson.
#112 - On 08/21/2009 at 9:56pm by A1L12E4X26
ha! my cousin did that once. except he said " i don't want to dieeee!"
#114 - On 08/22/2009 at 7:32pm by elizanena9
I woulda left her there and made her walk to school, the little brat
#116 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:26am by Hockeylover87_71
dayumnnn wowwww shoulda made da lil bitch walk to skool lmao
#118 - On 10/19/2009 at 7:17pm by skootergirl2010
awww that sucks. I can see my lil sista doing that to me. crap!!
#119 - On 11/16/2009 at 1:53pm by stuckonarock
