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Today, I was on a transatlantic flight, ear plugs in my ears. The steward walked past with a plastic bag. I threw my litter into it and didn't immediately understand why he said, "Very funny, sir." It wasn't a bin bag, he was collecting for Unicef. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10768) - you deserved it (5507)

On 12/06/2008 at 10:49pm - misc - by greg76 - Sent from mobile version

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